Life is Lived for Others

kissthedroid asked: Our toilet is gonna be customized to play mariachi band music when flushed

princeabel:

tsitshoprince:

prepare yourself for me screaming in terror at 3 am when that shit goes off after i try taking a piss in that godforsaken toilet

Imagine our kids used to that and then they go to their friends and are like “WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOUR TOILET???”

iregretthisdecision:

nonymoose:

ardendelspain:

nonymoose:

nonymoose:

Supernatural episode where Leonardo DiCaprio wins an Oscar

Possibly the best thing that I’ve ever gotten in my ask box

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#LEONARDO DON’T DO IT #CROSSROAD DEMON DEALS AREN’T WORTH IT

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The longer he goes without an oscar the better this post gets.

(via themotherdragon)

s0raiseyourglassifyouarewrong:

but what if Ellen Degeneres and Neil Patrick Harris hosted an award show together

(via little-miss-lalonde)

downtothedevilyougo:

nicotinebatch:

averypottermormon:

it’s 2 in the morning and this is hilarious

it is 6 in the evening and it is still hilarious

(Source: nerdreamer, via tomhiddleeston)

Things people with Social Anxiety do

high-energy-introvert:

•go to the bathroom to escape

•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch

•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary

•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable

•follow said person way too much

•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious

•faking an illness to get out of a social event

•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating. 

(via alohamoramicorazon)

killmygalaxy:

scarvenrot:

makaramoirails:

[S] Dave: STRIFE

Dave getting his ass kicked by Cal by proxy.

my favorite thing ever is when Bro puts Cal on Dave’s head I just

Dave and his brother strifing on the roof made HS for me cause I literally had to keep watching this like “I know there supposed to be some fucked up shit BUT IS HE REALLY BEATING HIS YOUNGER BROTHER WITH A FUCKING PUPPET” was not something I thought I would say.

(Source: makarkata, via velociraptors-in-hats)