kissthedroid asked: Our toilet is gonna be customized to play mariachi band music when flushed
prepare yourself for me screaming in terror at 3 am when that shit goes off after i try taking a piss in that godforsaken toilet
Imagine our kids used to that and then they go to their friends and are like “WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOUR TOILET???”
Supernatural episode where Leonardo DiCaprio wins an Oscar
Possibly the best thing that I’ve ever gotten in my ask box
#LEONARDO DON’T DO IT #CROSSROAD DEMON DEALS AREN’T WORTH IT
The longer he goes without an oscar the better this post gets.
•go to the bathroom to escape
•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch
•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary
•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable
•follow said person way too much
•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious
•faking an illness to get out of a social event
•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating.
Dave getting his ass kicked by Cal by proxy.
my favorite thing ever is when Bro puts Cal on Dave’s head I just
Dave and his brother strifing on the roof made HS for me cause I literally had to keep watching this like “I know there supposed to be some fucked up shit BUT IS HE REALLY BEATING HIS YOUNGER BROTHER WITH A FUCKING PUPPET” was not something I thought I would say.